mychemical-abandonment-issues:

anchored-secrets:

larrydicks:

dog-shiit:

anchored-secrets:

PEOPLE WHO JUST RANDOMLY MEET BAND MEMBERS ON THE STREET HOW DO YOU DO IT

step one: go outside for once.

oh

but the outernet is scary

the outernet

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carry-onmy-wayward-tardis:

lucifer-fallen-from-grace:

graceless-fallen-angel:

moosezekiel:

THIS NEED TO BE IN THE MUSICAL EPISODE!

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

what musical episode!?!?!?! ive seen this all over the place

I don’t know if CW could afford Ozzy, but holy craps it would be splendid

"I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."

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vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

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nerdgasming:

secretlymartinfreeman:

nerdgasming:

secretlymartinfreeman:

i’m watching kill bill like is this movie even real

Have you never seen Kill Bill? It is fucking badass. One of my favorites.

part of me was going this-shit-is-awesome and part of me was going what-the-shit-just-happened but most of me was going what-the-fucking-fucking-fuck-what-kinda-fuckin-crack-was-this-movie-on

I love it. The way part 2 ties everything up. Just amazing.

truedetectivefans:

True Detective Merchandise: http://bit.ly/RreadZ

truedetectivefans:

True Detective Merchandise: http://bit.ly/RreadZ

nerdgasming:

shegsybellsshegsybells:

emmagraceful:

so my baby nephew just pointed at the wireless router and said “what dat emmie?”

and I said “that’s the internet!” because I didn’t really know how to explain it

and then he kissed it

the child is the chosen one

image

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

braunernaught:

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga

at this point wbc is creating MORE donations toward the thing they hate by picketing shit.

God bless panic at the disco

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currentrotation:

"Little Sister" by Queens of the Stoneage

"Little sister, can’t you find another way? no more living life behind a shadow…"

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My back is acting up. This working for a living thing is just madness.

aber-flyingtiger:

rupeerose:

teafortrouble:

megg33k:

I need feminism because most men’s restrooms still aren’t equipped with baby changing stations. As someone who was married to a man who had sole custody of his young son, I’m hyperaware that feminism means EQUALITY, not female superiority. Feminism should and does support a man’s right to be as much of a parent to his child(ren) as any mother is allowed/expected to be.

This is a constant problem for Mr. Tea and myself. We’ve got twins, so even though I can change one kid on the change table in the ladies’ room, he’s left standing sort of awkwardly in the lobby with a messy child while I change one, come back, and get the other.

Nobody’s suggesting that men aren’t parents, so the lack of change tables goes well beyond ‘gender role reinforcing’ and straight into ‘ridiculous’.

My dad actually almost got kicked out of a mall once for changing my brother in the womens room of a mall. The only reason they didn’t call the cops on him was because the ladies in the room supported him.

I’d never even considered this but I support it

It drives me bonkers when women refer to their husbands as “babysitters”. If we’re going equality, they can change babies and you can pump your own gas.

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the-real-seebs:

restaurant-rants:

planetsxcollide:

violentsandwich:

screaming-at-the-constellations:

That’s fucking cruel

This isn’t fucking funny. My mom has been a waitress almost all of my life and for most of it we lived off of scraps. She worked hard every damn day being paid less than minimum wage to help raise us four kids. All of our meals, all of our clothing, all of our school books, our fucking rent was always paid by tips. Some weeks were better than others but we learned how to make our dimes stretch and now she is doing better, with a manager position where things are more stable for her.
Bakc to the point, don’t any of you ever, EVER FUCKING DO THIS. SPREADING THE WORD OF YOUR RELIGION IS FINE AND DANDY BUT DON’T TO IT AT THE COST OF A SINGLE MOTHER NOT BEING ABLE TO FEED HERSELF SO HER KIDS CAN HAVE A PLACE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.

^^^This

When Christians act like little fucks

I have had online discussions with the people who think this is in any way okay, and boy, was that frustrating.

One of my friends had a lovely solution to the thing where people offer you things like this: Don’t unfold it, don’t even look at it, just put it in your pocket and thank them profusely, explaining how you didn’t know where your next meal was coming from and you’d been praying, and God must have heard them because now you can buy food for your kids.

are you fucking kidding me?

Your gods can’t save you from being a cheap cunt.

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